- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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