Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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