- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

YOU

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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