What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

I shot a bitch.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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