- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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