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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Happy Monday!

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

DEATH.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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