- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Who is big and stupid My brother

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