Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

I grunt when I poop.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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