- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

I regret everything.....

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

I killed someone on minecraft.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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