A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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