- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Bad grammers.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

robin, get in the car.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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