what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Hail Heetluh

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Derp

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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