- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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