- Anti Joke

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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justin littleton being sucessful

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.