- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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