An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

I like colin but not as much as apple

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

knock knock whos there? nobody

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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