- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Feminism.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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