- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Where's the dick??? east

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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