What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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