- Anti Joke

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.