- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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