- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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