- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bacon is delcious.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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