Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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The WNBA.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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guest what i love pancakes

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OIO

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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