- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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