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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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