Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

wots brown and smells like shite shite

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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