A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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