Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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whats one plus one penis

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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