How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

im a willy bum bum

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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