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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Why did the

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Chuck Norris.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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