- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

black people are white when i use night gogles

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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