- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Youre mom is so dead...

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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