- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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