- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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