Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Poop!!

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Here's another:

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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