- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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