What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

I grunt when I poop.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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