what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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