What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Your mother is average.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Where's the dick??? east

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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