- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Feminism.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Female rights.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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