I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

How old is your mom Dead

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Winter

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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