- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks No

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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