What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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This joke is funny

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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hi joshua

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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