- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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