Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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you first

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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