What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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your social life.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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