Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Where's the dick??? east

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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YOLO

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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