- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

OIO

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Feminism.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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