One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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